In which I blatantly plagiarize my brother, who was imitating me

PLEASE go and read the articles my brother posted here. Quick! Do it now! I'll wait.

"Alarming" does not begin to describe how I felt as I learned that our ocean was a worse toxic waste dump than I had ever dreamed possible.

Then, I would like to remind you that there are websites dedicated to educating us about other, better ways of doing things.

Are there any sites that you recommend?