Various and Sundered Prayers

Dear God,

Please do not let Jason and Talena get any offers on their house. We don't want them to move away.

Signed,

Peace River Chapter of Friends of the Winters

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Dear God,

Please let us sell our house soon, so I can stop cleaning it every. single. day.

Signed,

Exhausted in Alberta

P.S. Thank you for providing us with so many loving friends. But please don't listen to anything they say.